Poem

Lana Turner has collapsed! / I was trotting along and suddenly / it started raining and snowing / and you said it was hailing / but hailing hits you on the head / hard so it was really snowing and / raining and I was in such a hurry / to meet you but the traffic / was acting exactly like the sky / and suddenly I see a headline / lana turner has collapsed! / there is no snow in Hollywood / there is no rain in California / I have been to lots of parties / and acted perfectly disgraceful / but I never actually collapsed / oh Lana Turner we love you get up